Me: Yeah...you're cute alright.
Frankie: So how's about you let me get a smartphone so I can text all the ladies? A Blackberry would be nice.
Me: Um...the ladies? Huh? What ladies? You know you're too young to date. But...those eyes...those ears...that adorable face. Okay...here. Merry Christmas...early.
Frankie: SCORE! Girls...hit me up with a text!
