Mowing essentials...by Tree

My mowing attire is odd, but essential.

1. Straw hat to shield my face from the sun.  No premature aging for me...no way.
2. Cool protective eyewear that I stole (I mean borrowed) from Mark to keep my eyes safe from flying debris.
3. iPod Nano...to muffle the mower sound and keep me beebopping along. 
4. Halter top to discourage weird tan lines.  Even though I wear SPF 50, I still get tan.